What If All the Women Disappeared?

What if all the women around the globe Disappearrrr….

Yes, you heard me right.

If “All the women disappear” how would the world look?

Would all the “so called Islamic fitna vanish”? and our beloved men would go straight to Jannah.

Would the world be a better place? or I’d say a worst place to live — emotionless.

Let's analyse how the world would work without us.

There would be no cosmetics and hence the cosmetic industry would collapse. There would be no jewellery and hence the industry would be gone.

Multiple shampoo brands would no more exists since men use 3 in 1 shampoo (shampoo + conditioner + body wash)

Light girly colours would be replaced by dull neutral tones (beige, slate grey chocolate brown plum etc). Also, the clothing industry would be cut to half.

The shoe factory would reduce to half or may be even more since the male shoes are a handful of the variety.

Moreover, the medical, education and pharmaceutical industry would face a major decline since there would be no beauty issues which need some medicines, the gyne profession would fade out and so do the gender biased studies. Also, 80% of the healthcare sector are female so we can say that there would be no more care of the patients. 

There would be no more children and so the children's product industry would face major decline. The child care sector would not be needed anymore.

The education field has 76% women and hence there would be no more education and men would eventually go to cave age… Ha Ha Ha

The saloons would go off for both men and women as there would be no one to be groomed for and hence the beauty products would go extinct. Also, there would be no liveliness. The world would seem boring and dry with lazy men all around having no competition hence Hakuna Matata.

The media industry would be out of scripts and stories for the screen and hence would face a sharp spike.

The most important thing, kitchen and its industry (cookware, spices, and other related items), all would be reduced to one half if only men would be looking into the kitchen affairs. Men would be cooking the same dish again and again or would go for processed food leaving behind the rest of the opportunities.

In short, the world would be a total mess without women as Iqbal stated:

Of the universe’s painting, woman’s existence is the colour

Well, that was all on a lighter note. The world has been created in a smooth order and it is well-maintained with both men and women. Where women are nurturing the emotional side of the society, men are bound to develop the visionary colours of the world. The world comprises 49% of women and have vital existential reasons like to continue the human race, create balance, and do jobs that men couldn’t do.